Wednesday 13 April 2011

Toddler Playsets Yet to be Created

The people at Fisher-Price need to know that they are missing something. Amidst the barnyard, house, and castle, they are forgetting about the more likely, more modern playsets for little ones to pretend with. With that, here is a list of Little People playsets I think belong in every kid's toybox:
 
 
1. Ontario Hospital. Comes with ER crammed with Little People. Easy stacking for little hands! Also comes with rerouted ambulance!

2. Tim Hortons. Complete with drive-thru and sign explaining the rising prices of coffee, line-up of coffee-hungry Newmarketonians, and dysfunctional Iced Cappuccino maker. Perfect for recreating your toddler's hectic afternoons.

3. Fitness Centre. Mirrors aplenty in the free weights area. Comes with our favourite Little Person “Anabolic Andy,” with cutesy-pie bugling veins and acne, and “Leathery Lily” just exiting the tanning bed in time for her fitness competition. Keep toys out in the sun for a more lifelike dehydrated look and feel!

4.  Golf Course. Comes with the whole Maple Leafs team, Ron Wilson, and even Abe Sapien look-alike, Jonas Gustavvson.

5. A-Team Van. Imagine a tiny B.A. Barracus, with a tiny Mohawk and rotund body with all that bling? I pity the two-year old who doesn’t get this playset.

6. Chilean Mine. Yes, it even comes with working escape elevator!

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