Sadly, I am not the first blogger in history. What with the internet allowing all folks to comment on the world and show off their stuff, it's even more unlikely that this is your favourite blog, right? Well, anyway, with the litany of blogs clogging the information circus we live in, I at least promise not to stick to mundane topics or regurgitate commentary that many have already had to listen to. With that, I give you the list of things I promise never to write about:
1. Men and their incapacity to pick up laundry/find anything without tits/put down the toilet seat. We get it, they're from Mars and therefore retarded.
2. The obesity crisis in North America. People eat too much crap and don't exercise enough. The end.
3. The everyday trials of a mom. What, you mean other people have kids?
4. Hockey is violent. This is what happens when you live in a country that is fricking cold for 9 months out of the year, give people sticks and tell them to fight over something barely the size of a Swiss Chalet bun. Oh, and throw some screaming parents who freak so much during their kids' games that they almost spill their Timmy's, and you will have one beautiful national past time.
5. The Kardashians . I feel bad enough just giving them this much attention.
6. Charlie Sheen. He's Emilio Estevez's brother, and I've thought all along that Charlie got more attention than he deserved. We salute you, Coach Bombay. Who's ready for Mighty Ducks 4: The Revenge of Averman?
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